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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark

You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start in the Morning by Celia Rivenbark

$19.99

From the author of the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a collection of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

• Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

• How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

• Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

• Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

• Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ time

• Airlines serving up one hot mess

• Action figure Jesus

• Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter

• And much more!

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia’s genuine southern recipes, You Can’t Drink All Day if You Don’t Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.

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SKU: YOU-BOO-491 Categories: Beach Reads, Gifts for Her, Local Books, Mother's Day Gift Guide Tags: Beach Reads, Gifts for Her, Graduation, local books

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